[SEATJERKER]

...Of course I'm the only one telling the truth,...

..."trust me",...


...Yes the main theme was last man standing gets to shoot the bit&h, and I do believe I won, as I hadn't heard any other sounds after the first night out side of Lenny the oyster shucker (great dude), mumbling incorrherently beside the fire pit, and his impression of Foster brooks did wonders for my beauty sleep @ o dark thirty,...

...I can not, and will not tell a lie, I heard of the amazing back flip of Andy the magnificent, but was not a direct visual witness, however the howls of amusement echoed throughout the mountain top along with the much exagerated tales of full ganiors with a half twist, and not a drop spilled, (that's alcohol, hic, abuse),...

...Larry's shuffle board experience should help him in later life while being wheeled around in a straight jacket on the cruise line, USS leper, but I must say I arose to the test, DMZ, and I also won a game against Sid the shuffleboard slayer, and it took until our last evening for the sneaky NYer in me to come out, and Andy, I do apoligize for the capitalizing on the moment as your opponent's puck was just slightly leaning over the edge for a four pointer, and in my enthusiam I accidently jumped as high as I could, and the slight vibration from my landing inadvertently caused the puck to fall into the pit as a useless goose egg, I love your competitive spirit, (snicker, snicker, sorry, the look on your face was priceless,...

...Now back to driving, All is true, I have selective hearing, and while driving with Andy following John up the mountian, the only sound I heard was my ass sucking up the seat cushion as John being in a world all his own is tooling up his own highway at speeds in excess of 75/80, with a northern (yes, it's true they won't let him even drive a hack in NY) maniac climbing up his tailpipe for fear of being 20 feet off the rear, I did regain control of the situation when I removed the keys from the assailant behind the wheel at a local convience store, and proceeded to follow alone safley as he abandoned me to ride with John,...

...The ride up the mountian was fun though although I wish it would have been a 4 wheel drive after the run to the refreshment stand, I thought the Koreans were going to have a fit that we left you there to play with them, I thought they had offered you a ride back up the mountian,... 45 up the hill was fun, you have gravity to help in the braking process, although I've never found that thing they call a brake peddle, The rental car company called my house looking for you, something about clawing marks on the roof, and headliner, and the inability of removal of a certain bumper sticker attached with superglue to a certain window, told them I didn't know you, and I was only hitch hiking,...

...more to follow as crainial wiring is replaced during phase inspection,...

...Edit,...First in this series of corrections, you must understand things from my perspective, Me, yes me, the only "true" Yankee in the crowd (Andy is NOT a yankee, and as a matter of fact would probably throw me under the bus for being so so fast it would make your head spin), Me, yes me, headed for hostile territory(outside the confines of the mountian), down south where my slight accent might give me away real quick had to have a plan of attack from the moment I saw the Georgia pines (Andy at least had duct tape), I knew that my only hope of survival would be to "keep movin"(thank you DMZ LT for giving away that Sourthern secret), and that I did, and so it goes, I'm alive, and still not so well, but alive to tell the tales of the fateful trip, a three hour cruise(whistleing the theme from Gilligan's Island),...

...I will be here to take a stand against the rebel proproganda teams, and dispell the myth's and rumors against the successful mission of the North's most val,u,ble spy,...

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