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You're from East Kentucky when:

1. You had to decide by the age of ten whether you were for the Hatfields or the McCoys.

2. Possum is a perfectly acceptable thing to serve company on any day but Sunday.

3. You can negotiate a mountain road at night in the fog - but you always stub your toe on the way to the toilet at 2 in the morning.

4. If shootin' were schoolin', you'd be a Rhodes Scholar.

5. You think anyone with a cell phone is a trekkie.

6. You got in more fistfights as a kid over who got to be Dan'l Boone than you ever did over a mere girl.

7. You still fondle those arrowheads and civil war buttons you found as a kid.

8. You don't answer the phone during supper. Nobody you know would be rude enough to call then anyway.

9. You thought Vietnam would be better than the black lung.

10. A shot of anything in the liquor cabinet into the carburetor will start the car on a cold morning.