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Originally posted by HARDCORE [b]
You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
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I own 2 houses, actually a house and a duplex and Ive never made over $61K
Other than that its all true!! How'd you find out about the Mercedese?
PS I might add a polite Californian will always honk before firing
PPS The Richmond City Motto is: Don't believe everything youve heard about us! in Latin