....Idon'tbelieveanyofitforasecond,....
...GOLF,BROKE YOUR ARM SLIPPING ON WET GRASS, YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THEN THAT,...
...Keith, tell the truth now, you were stumbling out of the clubhouse after secrectly nipping on the sacramential grapes, yea, that's it, the old closet grape snitcher, and those purple lips, there not really from the cold weather, are they, come on now fess up,...
...My buddy tried to give his wife a hug in thier driveway, picking her up, and giving her a little spin, slipped, and fell on her, giving her a compound fracture of the leg, pins inserted, etc, (she wasn't too happy),...
..."hit the ball, drag keith, musta taken a six-um to finish that round,
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...did they use a wedge, or that 1 iron you never use, for the splint,...
...Now I can imagine the Doctor's, and nurses watching you walk in, snickers, I would have figured you won the bet, whatever the bet was, and it must have been worth it to take a beating over,...
...are they going to make it in to an Olympic event, airborne fractures, golf lesson extra, Bah hahaha, ha hahahahahha,
... Is it itching yet, poke a hole, and coat hangers will scratch,...
...hope your "felling" ok, now the LT says, quit whimpering, and get movin',...
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