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This may come as a complete surprise to some readers, but I was actually a lab rat for Prof. Robert Dudley's experimentations regarding instinctual attraction to alcohol. And in order to save vast amounts of taxpayer-funded research dollars, I volunteered to sacrifice myself in the interests of science, rather than have all that money and booze shipped overseas to experiment on primates in Africa. Alas, such waste and stupidity prevailed, the money was shipped overseas, I sobered up, and the rest is history, as they say!!
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One Big Ass Mistake, America
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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