Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the first guy.
"Well, not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." replied his friend.
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" asked the first guy.
"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg; then she rolls over and plays dead."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two women were chatting when one asked the other, "Mable, do you talk to your husband while you're having passionate intercourse?"
Mable answered, "Heavens No! Why would you want to make a phone call at a time like that?"
|