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Hi All--I know this site is just for Nam talk, but thought you all would get a kick out of this one. Leave it to those MARINES!


One nation under God

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching
his class. He shocked several of his students when he
flatly stated that there is no God, the _expression,
"One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and
further, he was going to prove there is no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are
real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell
silent.. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes
went by.

Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm
still waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes
when a Marine just released from active duty and newly
registered in the class walked up to the professor,
hit him full force in the face, and sent him ass over
teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out
cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled
in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the
front row and sat silent. The class fell
silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked
at the young Marine in the front row. When he
regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's
the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

God Bless America! Faith