Women wanted a mink coat of which her husband said no.
She made a bet for a mink coat that she had more hair on her chest than he had on his. He agreed and opened up his shirt.
She lifted up her dress. He stated thats not your chest.
Of which she stated "Before we were married it was your hope chest, after we were married it was your tool chest and if I dont get that mink coat it will be the community chest
Bob K
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Bob K. AKA bOOger
God bless the ACLU
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