[MarineAO]

PHONE: RING RING.....

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is daddy," ... "Is your mommy near
the phone?"

"No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Frank."

After a brief pause, daddy says, "But you haven't got
an Uncle Frank,
honey!"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with
mommy, right now!"

"Uh, Okay, then...here's what I want you to do. Put
down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
mommy and Uncle
Frank that daddy's car just pulled up outside the
house."

"Okay, daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the
phone. "Well, I
did what you said, daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug
and went flying out
the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he
was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming
pool... but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to
clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real
dead too."

***long pause***

Then daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 328-9874?"