MR. JONES GOT HIMSELF A NEW SECRETARY. SHE WAS YOUNG AND SWEET AND VERY POLITE. ONE DAY WHILE TAKING DICTATION, SHE NOTICED HIS FLY WAS OPENED.
WHEN LEAVING THE ROOM, SHE SAID: ?MR. JONES, YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN.? HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND HER REMARK, BUT LATER ON HE HAPPENED TO LOOK DOWN AND SAW THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS OPEN.
HE DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIS SECRETARY. CALLING HER IN HE ASKED: ?BY THE WAY, MISS SMITH, WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN THIS MORNING, DID YOU NOTICE A SOLDIER STANDING AT ATTENTION??
THE SECRETARY WHO WAS QUITE WITTY REPLIED: ?WHY NO SIR, ALL I NOTICED WAS A LITTLE DISABLED VETERAN SITTING ON TWO DUFFEL BAGS.?
