Froggies
Not only are we bigger than France, but from the discerning palates comes the opinion that we produce better wine than the Froggies as well. 'Samatter of fact, some the root stock currently producing grapes in France was imported from Texas, after a killer fungus wiped out local stock. A twenty dollar bill in my pocket says that labelless samples of wine would reveal to all except the effete snobs that our wine is better!
And here's another little tidbit of culinary delight: right up the road in Dripping Springs, Texas, comes some of the finest goat cheese in the world, a consistent winner of international contests. Add to this fact that a Frog wouldn't know barbecue from boujolais, and confuses hatred with hospitality!
And, given the proper choice to make, we Texicans don't drop our rifles, or plant trees so that the invading army can march in the shade, or desert our allies! My personal boycott of all things French continues.
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One Big Ass Mistake, America
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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