All Good Points
Why do I have to press "1" for English? Did America move?
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Let's stop sending money to other countries and let them hate us for free.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.
My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing the road.
Some things are just better left unsaid — and I usually realize it right after I say them.
We owe illegals nothing -- We owe our veterans everything.
Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
I thought getting old would take longer.
A wise man once said - - - - - well - nothing.
Have a good day
Boats
__________________
Boats
O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
|