[wrbones]

?Mornin? folks! How the hell are ya anyways? Coffee?s on, and is it good this mornin?, too. Well, what?re ya waitin? fer? An engraved invitation? Grab a cup and get yerself some! Ain?t no sense a goin? through the day half asleep, is there? Paper?ll be along directly, I?d imagine. I gots first dibs onna funny pages, too! ?I don?t know why I haveta keep tellin? ya that?ya must be a buncha idjits or somethin??

Well, I done reckon? Ya know, you people got so much a goin? on that it?s plumb hard to keep up with, ya know that? Chem-trails, HAARP, microwave arrays in Norway, Russian satellite solar mirrors?and then there?s them pesky tribesmen blowin? up oil and gas pipelines all over Southwest Asia. They?re doin? it in China, too, fer that matter. I bet you thought they only blew ?em up in Iraq, didn?t ya? Ignorance is Blix, I reckon. Well, if?n you got alla money from Iraq that he did, you?d be kinda happy at bein? ignorant, too, I?d reckon. If?n you was a little kid, that is.

Now?that?s just the way most of them folks always done business, though. It was always about what ya get outta the deal fer yerself along the way, while you was a doin? yer job as a politician. Here inna U.S. we got pretty much away from that, so some of you dipsticks inna U.S. think that corruption in governments is an aberration. No. It?s the other way ?round! Honesty in politicians is always the rare dog in that hunt. Most places in this world, nobody knows how to deal with an honest politician. Onna other hand, an honest politician don?t know how to deal with the one?s that?re corrupt. Makes things interestin? when the two types get together, too. You don?t know nuthin? about history, do ya?

Oh, back to the other. Ya can?t ferget about them pesky aliens, either. Or yer own narcissistic nihilism. Well, Jezebel, I could put that to ya in Biblical terms, I reckon. ?Looks like I just did, don?t it? Don?t ferget the Queen of Heaven, now! She?s been appearin? all over the world fer quite awhile now. She?s appearin? as an angel of light, ya know that, don?t ya? She?s doin? more miracles than Benny Hinn, too! Hang on to yer hat, Benny. God?s a gonna be dealin? with you pretty quick. I don?t reckon that it?ll be real pretty, either. You folks a doin? like Benny and that there Prophetic Movement best be a payin? attention. Give it a few weeks, and remember that I told ya about it. The difference ?tween the Queen of Heaven and ol? Benny Hinn? The miracles she?s a doin? are real?and she ain?t a askin? ya fer yer money. Fer you folks that ain?t been payin? no attention, there ain?t but one way to salvation, and she ain?t it. There?s millions of folks, includin? the Pope, that say that she is?but it ain?t inna Book like that.

Well, I gone after Communists, Socialists, Protestants and Muslims! It was just the Catholic?s turn, is all. Seems they never did like their folks a readin? the Book fer themselves. They couldn?t stop it, so anymore they just teach that the Book ain?t true. Most of you folks?re so falsely Christian that ya wouldn?t know the difference between the real God and the real Christ and real miracles, and false prophets and false miracles and false angels sent by the devil. Shoot. Ain?t no wonder ya don?t understand the Constitution.

The Constitution tells ya the truth. The government?s accountable to you, and yer responsible fer yer own lives and well bein?, and that yer accountable to God for all of it. You?d rather believe the lie that the government?s supposed to take care of ya, and that yer accountable to the government. You?ve replaced the One True God?with the government. I hear they call that communism. That?s all about enough to make a feller plumb proud of ya, that is. Ya got preachers gettin? shot in their own churches all over the nation. Ya got judges gettin? shot in their own courthouses and homes. Ya see, ya got preacher?s a preachin? one thing and doin? another. Ya got judges and the government a sayin? one thing and doin? another. Ya got Feds and cops a sayin? one thing and doin? another. Some folks get right frustrated over alla that.

Now, politics aside, it seems that in China they got about half the folks in prison that we do. A good many of ?em is there fer purely political reasons. They also got four times as many people as we do, and we got eight times as many folks in prison as they do. They?re a Communist nation, and full of folks that don?t believe the Bible. Here inna U.S., you folks claim that around eighty per cent of ya is Christian. That?s a pretty good witness to the world, that is. Yes indeed. Ya see, the Communists say one thing and they stick to it. It ain?t near as frustratin?. Feller knows just what he?s a dealin? with that way, ya see, like it or not. That?s why so many folks in America is convinced that Communism is a good thing. You folks is all a doin? one thing and sayin? another. Them folks here inna U.S. that like Communists seem to ferget that Communists kill anyone who don?t agree with ?em. There ain?t much chance to get into a courthouse to kill the judge that way, ya see; and Christian Churches are kinda frowned on. The Communists don?t give a frustrated feller the chance to kill preachers. They?ll kill ?em for ya, ?fore you get the chance.

That other stuff about HAARP, Russian satellites, tribesmen, and Norway?(?I think it?s Norway?one of them countries up there, anyways?)That?s all stuff that?s true, and bein? worked on. Ya don?t haveta look on no conspiracy theory website to find out about it, neither. Them Chem-trails I ain?t real sure of. I ain?t seen no real proof as yet. My point with alla this? Well, you wasn?t payin? attention was ya? Point is. You don?t want to face reality. You?d rather be little kids a playin? little kids? games?and throwin? fits about why the other little kids don?t want to play by the rules that you make up as ya go along. Rules ya made to benefit yerself without concern about anyone else, or what they want, or what they need, or what they desire. In fact, anyone who has needs, wants, desires, and concerns that aren?t the same as yers, you decide that they?re crazy, and ya make laws to ensure that they?re diagnosed that way. Pay real close attention to that one, folks. Its already a law. ?And that doesn?t mention what you?ve already done to your kids. Any one of ?em that doesn?t sit down and shut up is diagnosed with ADD. Yer just next, is all.

What? Why I figger most all of ya is crazy, myself. Otherwise the world wouldn?t be inna shape it?s in. That craziness y?all?re plagued with? It?s called sin. Sin means that yer separated from all that?s compassionate, honest, good, true, and just, and merciful. In fact, most of ya don?t have any idea of what any of those words truly mean. Ya see, for you, if the other man?s definitions don?t match yer own, you think that he?s crazy, and you?ll run him out of church, and throw him in prison, or put him and his children on mind alterin? drugs. Then you sit at home and ?tsk-tsk? over why would someone do such a thing as to shoot a preacher, a cop, a politician, ?or a judge. I?ll give ya a clue. It wasn?t just one incident that would cause a man to so such a thing. It would take a lifetime of such incidents, happening to him every day. One man can only handle one ?Catch-22? at a time. And you just pour them on him, one after another, day after day after day?and then you can?t understand why a normally kind and peaceful man, suddenly, for no reason at all? ?snapped.? You did it to him. Look inna Book under injustice and unjust measures. You?ll get there.

And y?all get together to buy yerselves a politician with yer PAC?s and such, and then ya tsk-tsk over corruption in government. What ya do get mad about is when the other feller bought the same politician that you was tryin? to buy. Preachers? Why, if?n they?re licensed by the government, I don?t reckon there?s any real preachers among ya myself. They?re just another government politician is all they are?out to frustrate ya.

Warm up yer coffee, folks. It?s a new day. We?ve got another chance to get it right. We?ve got another opportunity to get it all sorted out. Make sure ya take advantage of it.