[wrbones]

The people perish without knowledge, and you don?t want any.

?Mornin? folks! How the hell are ya this mornin?, anyways? Coffee?s on and is it ever good, too! Grab yerself a cup and get ya some, will ya? Feller?s gotta have his eyes wide open if?n he wants ta visit with me, ya know. Paper?ll be along after a bit, I reckon. I gots first dibs onna funny pages!

Yeah, I know I?m late! I slept in ?til midnight this mornin?! ?Must be gettin? old? So, who d?ya suppose I?m a goin? after this mornin?? Well, shoot, I don?t know! I was askin? you! I could go after you some, I guess. What? Well, after the last couple of days, I see where some a ya still think that I?m talkin? about the examples that I use. That?s alright. You can?t understand Jesus? parables or The Constitution. I don?t put things as simple as those folks did, so I reckon? How simple can ya get, anyways? There?s one or two of ya I do gots some hope for. ?Least yer a doin? yer own thinkin?? Shoot, you even check up on me to see if my eyes is brown or not! Well, good on ya, then! I ain?t as far off as ya thought, am I?

Some of you folks need to be certified and licensed ?fore ya start thinkin?, I reckon. A feller that don?t know how is kinda dangerous. I reckon that?s ok. Yer plumb used to the government, the media, a preacher, or some kinda activist, a tellin? ya how to think. ?Just as well be licensed to think, ya reckon? It?s a reference to ?1984? ya dope. Thought Police. ?Come to that, some animals are better than others, too? Some of you folks obviously don?t like the kinda animals that can think for themselves. That license to think that ya get from the government? Oh, that? That?s that diploma ya get from school.

?Ya run across a feller who don?t think the way them government schools license ya to think, why, y?all calls him crazy. If?n he?s rich enough, ya call him eccentric. Now, I mean to say that runnin? around with yer underwear on yer head is a tad more than just bein? eccentric, but I ain?t talkin? about folks like that. Them sociologists and psychologists and such gots real big fancy words they use fer folks that think fer themselves. Somethin? to do with not bein? integrated inta society. When it comes to alla that, I kinda like bein? segregated, myself. ?Means them folks who got them licenses to think from the government think that I?m kinda crazy. They figger thinkin? fer yerself is a real dangerous thing when ya know how to do it without the government?s help. They?ll even give ya drugs to help ya think the way that yer supposed to! We don?t have government schools? Why?you are kinda ignorant, ain?t ya?

I see, too, where a lot of ya just disagree with folks like me, and ya don?t wanta study up on things yerself, even when yer told where ta go to study up on it some. That?s why I?ve mentioned before that some of you folks might be wearin? diapers. Little babies need to have their food all mashed up, and then they needa be spoon-fed. Adults know how to hunt things down, kill ?em, skin ?em, cook ?em, and feed themselves! Adults even use real knives and forks to do it with! I?m talkin? about yer thinkin? here, ya dipstick. I ain?t talkin? about huntin? fer anything exceptin? the truth of a matter. Most of ya wouldn?t know the truth if?n it jumped up and bit ya?and when it does, ya want the government to fix it so that the truth don?t bother ya no more?instead of fixin? things yerselves, or facin? the truth.

Fer example, (I better tell ya it?s an example. I know how much trouble you have keepin? up.) some of you folks was a raisin? hell about a recent episode of CSI? Where they had a feller that was all into what they call infantilism? Means he liked to dress up like a baby and have ?Mommy? take care of him. I saw that as a metaphor for how Americans?re livin? today, myself. A lot of them TV and movie writers knows all about Joseph Campbell, mythology, metaphor and allegory, so get a clue. What I?m a sayin? is, that you wanta be in charge, but when things gets a little tough on ya, you want ?Mommy? to come long to take care of ya. That license to think that ya get from the government makes sure that yer thinkin?s lined up to do just that, too.

Lemme give ya one example. This ain?t the point, ya idjit. This is just the example, and it?s just one example, too. There?s a lot of folks a runnin? around who yell and holler all about how Patriotic that they are. They?ll tell all about how bad the government is, or they?ll tell all about how Bush or Kerry, or someone like that, is messin? things up, and we oughta take our government back. When a thinkin? feller gets to lookin? at what they?re a sayin?, he?ll see that what those ?Patriotic? folks is a goin? on about lines up quite a bit like what them Socialist Party and Communist Party folks gots to say about things. They?ll go on about how bad big corporations are. They?ll go on about how the government oughta make another law to do or not to do whatever they?re goin? on about. And if the government oughta do it, then you oughta toss the bastards out on their ears, so that so and so and such and such can get in there and take care of it for ya. It ain?t inna Constitution like that, ya see. Inna Constitution, you was supposed to be all growed up and a thinkin? fer yerselves. The government wasn?t supposed to be directly involved with anything in yer house, yer lives, yer job, or yer state. It?s the same way inna Bible. The church ain?t there to run yer lives for ya.

But you folks is like this with the Constitution: It?s all made up fer other folks to live by, if ya even believe in it. It don?t apply to what you want, when you want it, the way that you want it. If it don?t fit what the government, or the media, or the school, or the activists tell ya to think, you don?t pay no attention to none of it. Y?all do the same thing with the Bible. If?n the Bible don?t match what the preacher says, ya don?t pay no attention to any of it. That place inna Bible wasn?t talkin? about food when it told about a feller who put his hand inna bowl?and was too lazy to bring it up to his mouth to put food in it. It was talkin? about yer thinkin?.

Them churches? They give y?all licenses to think, too, ya know. It?s called a ?Baptismal? certificate. (They go other certificates for ya, too.) You won?t get baptized until you think the way that they want ya to think. ?Don?t matter what the Bible says. Ya see, communism and socialism ain?t dead, folks. Yer a livin? it and yer a callin? it ?Patriotism? and yer a callin? it ?Christianity.? You folks goin? to them churches? Apostasy ain?t dead neither. Yer a livin? it.

Y?all don?t see that, ?cause you can?t think without a license, don?t ya know. ?and ya can?t, and won?t, even feed yerselves?with truth and knowledge. This is why the nation and the church is in the shape that it?s in. The people perish without knowledge, and you don?t want any. I mean, if?n ya get yerself some truth and knowledge, and start in a thinkin? fer yerself, ya might lose yer license, don?t ya know. You want to be one of the animals that?s better than others, ya see?

Warm up yer coffee, folks. Get yer head wrapped around yer day ?fore ya head out. It?s a new day! We?ve got anew opportunity to get ?er all sorted out. We?ve got another chance to get right. Make sure ya take advantage of it, will ya?