[wrbones]

>
> This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been
> sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver
> steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>
> The poor little guy starts crying.
>
> "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
> "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
> can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
> so
> my boss fired me.
>
> When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
> insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I
had
> forgotten my wallet in it.
>
> At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
>
> So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life,
and
> you show up and drink the damn poison."