[wrbones]

> When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot
> revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
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> When you are blue,....... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
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> When you smile,............ I'll know you finally got laid.
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> When you are scared,......... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
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> When you are worried,......... I will tell you horrible stories about how
> much worse it could be and to quit whining.
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> When you are confused,........ I will use little words to explain it to
> your
> dumb ass.
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> When you are sick......... Stay away from me until you're well again, I
> don't want whatever you have.
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> When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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> This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.
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> Why you may ask?........ Because you're my friend.
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