50th anniversary!
An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their
50th wedding anniversary.
"You know," she said, "we were probably sitting in the kitchen across from
each other 50 years ago."
"Yeah," he said, "but we were probably naked."
"So let's get naked now," she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.
"You know," she said smiling lovingly, "my nipples feel just as hot for
you today as they were 50 years ago."
He replied, "I'm sure they are....one's in your coffee and the other's in
your oatmeal!"
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Bones
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