He he, what jail is that?
As I recall, the infamous horndog "Elmer Gantry" didn't let the southern bible belt interupt his concept of what religous ferver was supposed to all about; that is according to Elmer, anyway. And no such thing as a free lunch; Eastern Tennessee is smack dab in the middle of tornado alley and those bad boy winds can pluck a big old oak tree out of the ground like a carrot. If the Ayatolla were to know about that, I'm sure the lovely lasses of Eastern Tenessee would be catching some serious scoldings, etc.
By the way, we are at the anneversary date of the 1906 SF earthquake, the real big one. I don't want to even know what was going on with the SF lasses at the time, but it must have been something to behold, I mean really behold. And of course these days SF is noted for it's inherrent piety and chaste ways. Ha, don't have to tell them folks twice, right.
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