[goodnessgracie]

Ow!Ow!Owww!

Jerry,

Gotta hand it to ya, I read that one out loud to everyone in this internet cafe.

Now, being a woman of my word, here's the Auburn joke I promised months ago...


Many moons ago, back when Pat Dye (a Georgia alum) was coaching at Aw-bun, it was the annual Alabama-Auburn game. There were but a few seconds left in the game, and Aw-bun was trailing by 3, it was fourth down, and Aw-bun had the ball at the Bama 3.

Pat Dye decides to turn this one over to the Lord. He says,"Lord, should we kick the field goal to tie, or run right and go for the touchdown?" (I believe Bo Jackson was there at the time.)

The Lord, from on high, tells him,"Run right and go for the touchdown".

So Bama's defense blitzes, stops Aw-Bun in the backfield, the clock winds down, game over, Bama WINS!!!

Pat Dye, disgruntled, looks back to the heavens and ask, "Well, Lord, if you knew that if we ran right and went for the touchdown we would lose, why did you tell me to do that?"

The Lord looks to his right and asks,"Well, Bear, Why did we tell him...."