Da Cajun
Afta workin' on dat off-show oil well, Boudreaux paddled his pirouge back to his house on de bayou. Standin' in de front yard was Marie, his woman, hands on her hips, maddern hell. "Boudreaux, you know dat bad-ass alligator? He come up from de swamp, grab one of our chillen, drag him off an ate him!" "Now, don't you worry, honey, we gonna make us 'nuther baby!" So de do.
Now dis same scene done played itself several times over, each time ol' Boudreaux making de same promise to Marie. Afta de fourth time he come home, and was greeted by de same complaint, he tole Marie, "Now lissen woman, if you think ah'm gonna go work my ass off all day, then come home a screw all night just to feed dat alligator, you craziern hell!"
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