[thedrifter]

1. Don't squat with your spurs on.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin'it back in.

4 . If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now an then to make sure it's still there.

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

6. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter
came along And shot him.

The moral: When you're full of
bull, keep your mouth shut.

7. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

8. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works.

9. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to
do is stop diggin'.

10. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

11. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock
of sheep.

12. Always drink upstream from the herd.

13. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter
or a person, don't be surprised if they learn
their lesson.

14. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready
to have it thrown around by somebody else.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it over and put it back in your pocket.

16. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

17. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
by reading, the few who learn by observation,
and the rest of them have to pee on the electric
fence for themselves.

Sempers,

Roger