Army's Boy Underwear!
--- "Sometimes the most appropriate thing to do, if you have 10 free
minutes, is to water your plants."
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army's supply base to collect their underwears. Their sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Dei Thambi! How many underwears you need ah?
Thambi: (thinks a while) 7 sergeant
Sergeant
puzzled) How come so many?
Dei Thambi: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwears?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Chinese recruit) Ah Beng. How many underwears ?
Ah Beng : (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why do you need so many for?
Ah Beng: January,February, March...........One month one.