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Old 10-31-2006, 02:36 PM
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Default A NOn-partisan dity for the 2008 election

Here ya'll another dity from the folks at euniverse Turn up the sound CLICK the link http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_...ndi_HoDown.swf

BTW the BBC had a funny joke about our elections coming up next week and it goes like this: with the election next week, it's important to understand how some of the men and women running are ready for the gigantic task of making the laws of our vast country.

An Indian Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo Bull with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter Waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Chief!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says

"Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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