[SSgBetts]

Locked and loaded and ready to kill
Always have and I always will
Squeeze the trigger and let it fly
Hit those bastards between the eyes
Before he died I heard him yell
"Airborne Rangers are bad as hell!"

Down in the mess hall on my knees
Mess Sergeant Mess Sergeant feed me please
All he had was a can of peas
Well the bread was moldy and the meat was fat
Good Lord knows that I couldn't eat that
Mess Sergeant said to me with a grin
"If you wanna be infantry you gotta be thin"

C-130 rollin down the strip
Airborne daddy on a one-way trip
Stand up hook up shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four

If my main don't open wide
I've got another one by my side
and if that one should fail me too
look out below cause I'm a commin' thru

Pin my wings upon my chest
Tell my girl I done my best

And if I die on the ole drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
And if I die on the Russian front
Bury me with a Russian cunt

Two old ladies were layin' in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be an Airborne Ranger"
"I wanna live a life of danger"
"I wanna go to Viet Nam"
"I wanna kill some Charlie Cong"

Two old ladies were layin' in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"Gee oh gee I wish you were a man"
"Roll on over do the best you can"

MP MP don't arrest me
Arrest that man behind that tree
He stole whiskey and I stole wine
An all ya gotta gimme is a double time