Gosh!
A cannon to liven up the mad minute. Actual women to liven up the vice(gonna be a lota heart-broken goats I can tell ya that).

Bob, are those truly fine,wonderful,patriotic,big-hearted,good-looking folks up your way gonna donate another truckload a beer this year? You don't reckon that collector fella's got any more excess do ya? Believe me an Mike got plum spoiled last year. Still got my(Alas!)empty bottle of Skull Splitter.