An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says, "I just let a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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