Happy B'Day bOOger!
Actually, bobk, aka bOOger, was a combination archer/animal tender, so when the Battle of Hastings became a bit boring, he decided that an attempt to merge his two jobs would lend a bit of mirth, insanity, and frivolity to an otherwise stagnated battle. Building a huge bow of super-human ability to aim and fire, he enlisted the assistance of some lowly peon, and then tied a small pig to an arrow that replicated the small trees nearby. When this missle was launched, nobody could believe that pigs could fly, but our hero bOOger the pig abuser, made it all happen. And he's been celebrating ever since! Have a good 'un, bOOger!
BuBBa the spinmeister.
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