Calendar
Here's a calendar (just for November and December) for people who only drink on holidays. I have the whole year in a Word file, if anyone wants it, or it can be converted to a simple text file. Some pals and I started working on it about 30 years ago (before the days of the computer!) when I was working at Maremont Corp. after I got out of the CG, and it goes through modifications on an as-needed basis.
NOVEMBER
1 Gorden's Annual Eggplant Madness
2 The Ides of Gwoon
3 The Great Haggis Feast
4 Anniversary of the 1st Electric Bass Drum
5 The Swirling of Swizzle Sticks
6 Festival of Used Light Bulbs
7 Galoshes Day
8 Martha's 2nd Honeymoon
9 Be Bald and Be Free Day
10 Annual Tumblebug Pageant
11 Make a New Enemy Day
12 Columbus Day
13 Cincinnati Day
14 Opossum Day
15 Anniversary of the Morton Spooner Monument
16 National Grouch Day
17 Feast of the Asteroid Belt
18 Snails' Day
19 Toenail Tap Dance
20 Peach Pit Fling
21 Afternoon of the Faun
22 Teabag Festival
23 Use More Goose Quills Day
24 National Fiesta of the 9th Guard
25 Ogres' Gathering
26 Night of the Frunious Quizzle
27 International Cajoling of Dragonflies
28 Fiesta of the Fat Chamois
29 Miss Kwudd's Ballet Recital
30 Gashouse Gang?s Pancake Supper
DECEMBER
1 White Knights' Dragon Fight
2 Piece Treaty Day
3 Cliggle's Ecator Click
4 Curing of the Tropic of Cancer
5 Uncle Tom's Cabana Bee
6 Beeswax Festival
7 Riot of the Dirty Old Men
8 Annual Sideburn Pageant
9 Anniversary of the Articles of Anarchy
10 Omar Sturd's Annual Grin
11 Flap Day
12 Do Something Real Dumb Day
13 Regret It Day
14 Third Day of the Preeple
15 Grackle Day
16 Annual Meeting of The Man Can't Fly Society
17 Underdog Day
18 Snowcat Drivers' Ball
19 Throw a Peachpit at a Chihuahua Day
20 Belly Button Lint Day
21 Winter Solstice
22 National Whiner's Day
23 Piz Nez Lens Wipe
24 The Wax Museum Meltdown
25 Christmas Day
26 Chicken Fat Collection Day
27 Yearly Decoration of Moose Antlers
28 Crating Day
29 Boxing Day
30 Wear a Svelte Belt on the Veldt Day
31 New Years Eve
Later, everyone! Today's the celebration of the Afternoon of the Faun!
Jeff
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