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Originally Posted by sn-e3
Scout just remember it took men from tennessee to lose at the Alamo. They were all to busy BBQ'n Armadillos to fight.
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Now, jest a gol-darn minute! Tennesseean's ain't NEVER been into no dang armadiller BBQ!
They ain't native. Scientists are of the notion that they never made it that far north on accounta they was all eat up by the redskins an high-yellar folk in the Atlanta area. When we went West to join the fun we figgered them rascals was jest Texas sized crab lice.
It were the Texicans that were tryin to find somethin edible cause those stringy long horn range cattle weren't especially.
Ever seen a Tennesseean wearin a armadiller-skin Hat? I didn't think so!