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Old 05-28-2018, 10:19 AM
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(Old School) The BOMB!

1st we got the bomb and that was good
cause it meant peace and brotherhood;

Then Russia got the bomb, but that's O.K
Cause the balance of power's is maintained that way!

Next?

France got the bomb, but don't you grieve
'Cause they're on our side, I do believe;

Then China got the bomb, but have no fears
They can't wipe us out for at least five years!

Then Indonesia claimed that they
were gonna get one any day -

South Africa wants two, that's right:
One for the black and one for the white!

Soon Egypt's gonna get one too -
Just to use on you know who;

So Israel's getting tense
and wants one just for self defense;
"The Lord's our shepherd", says the Psalm
But just in case, we better get a bomb!

Luxembourg is next to go
And who knows - maybe Monaco

We'll all try to stay serene and calm
When Alabama gets the bomb!

Now our latest newcomer is North Korea
Their all talk and lots of mouth diarrhea;

Note: We used to hear these little lines when we were kids
and thought them to be funny - but not anymore sooner or
later someone will push a buttons and all hell will break loose.

Boats
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O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

"IN GOD WE TRUST"
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