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--- Subject: Ya Gotta Be From Buffalo

A Texan, an Arab, and a guy from Buffalo are out riding horses. The
Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then
another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the bottle in mid air.
The Arab looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles
are cheap".

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Arab pulls out a
bottle of oil, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
it.

The guy from Buffalo can't believe this and says, "What did you
do that for? That was an perfectly good bottle of Oil"

The Arab says "In my country there's plenty of oil and bottles are
cheap."

So a while later the guy from Buffalo pulls out a bottle of beer.
He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest.
He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns
around and shoots the Arab.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The guy from Buffalo says, "Well, in Buffalo, we have plenty of
Arabs, but bottles are worth a nickel ."