Old Sailor in Hospital.
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An old Sailor was admitted to Hospital...
After examination, the Chief-Nurse comes in to the Cantina and says :
Hey listen, this sailor has a Tattoo on his "you know what.." .. !!
Yes, yea, and it is the holy name Adam. !
A beautyfull young new female Assistent,.. hears this and goes to investigate.
After 15 minutes, she comes back and says :
Well, it is not true that the Sailor, has the holy name Adam on his penis..
It really says, : Amsterdam.
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O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
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