Having a well-deserved reputation for being a smart-ass, I've learned to do at least a quick study of my audience before I spout off. That strategy has saved me a fortune in legal fees and has kept me eligible for health insurance. My biggest problem is that I just can't lay off a good straight line, and quick feet go well with a quick tongue. "Gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 steps, mister! Gimme 3 steps towards the door!"
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I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct.
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