[wrbones]

: Mental Hospital


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> > > Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while
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> > > were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
> the
> > > deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.
> > > Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
> Jim
> > > out.
> > > When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he
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> > > ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered
> her
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> > > be mentally stable.
> > > When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news &
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> > > news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were
> > able
> > > to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regain
> > your
> > > senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with
> his
> > > bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
> > > Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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