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Old 12-08-2018, 06:04 PM
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Hungover at Sea

It was sheer brilliance. The ship’s
operations officer entered 
messdeck, his eyes bleary and at half-
mast. He grabbed a bagel and took a
seat. Unfortunately, the sun was
shining through a porthole right onto
his face. Rather than move, he called
the bridge: “Hey,” he said, “can you
shift the ship 15 degrees? Thanks.”


O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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