[wrbones]

>
> A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of
> the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each,
> before they enter paradise.
>
> They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
>
> I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
>
> The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
>
> Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
> while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts
> laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
> floor, laughing his ass off.
>
> Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
> calms down and says:
>
> "Make 'em all ugly again"