Irish Divorce
Irish Divorce
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law,
Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his bags "What happened Paddy?"
she asks anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife
telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ....
And guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in
our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done.
I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.
"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and
find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy, there I told you there must be a simple explanation.
She never got your e-mail."
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O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
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