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> >Two Hillbillies from Missouri walk into the local bar
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> >to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer.
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> >They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking
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> >about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a
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> >nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
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> >cough.
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> >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
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> >in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
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> >and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head
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> >no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue
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> >and shakes her head. The hillbilly walks over to the
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> >woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
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> >panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks
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> >in a circular motion. the woman is so shocked, that
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> >she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
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> >of her mouth.
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> >As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
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> >slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his
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> >beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that
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> >there "Hind Lick" maneuver, but I ain't never seen
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> >nobody do
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> >it."
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