[wrbones]

>
> It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy
course and
he
> was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing the
upcoming shot, when
a
> piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker.
"Would the
gentleman
> on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"
>
> He could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He
was still deep
> in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
>
> Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee
kindly back up
> to the men's tee." He simply ignored the guy and kept
concentrating,
when
> once more, the man yelled:
>
> "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE,
PLEASE!!!"
>
>
> He finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse
window directly
> at the person with the microphone, cupped his hands and
shouted back,
> ........ "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT
THE F%*K UP
AND
> LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"