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Old 05-20-2003, 08:52 PM
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> >There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
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> > > >sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
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> > > >He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked
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> > > >the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
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> > > >and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one
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> > > >of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not
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> > > >leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told
> him to
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> > > >come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
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> > > >He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course
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> > > >the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about
> having
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> > > >shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
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> > > >Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
> it,
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> > > >the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
> down
> > the
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> > > >hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
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> > > >Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
> > Madam,
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> > > >and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why
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> > > >you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
> of
> > the
> > others?"
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> > > >He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
> parents
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> > > >going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
> > baby-sitter.
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> > > >After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
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> > > >to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease
> that
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> > > >I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
> baby-sitter
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> > > >home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll
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> > > >catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the
> baby-sitter's,
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> > > >he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In
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> > > >the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
> milk,
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> > > >have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the
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> > > >son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG
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