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Old 03-07-2010, 12:41 PM
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Here's a suggestion: we'll let him play "Texas Survivor." Make him drive a pink Volvo from Amarillo to Dallas to Houston, then to San Antonio, and back to Amarillo. On the back of the Volvo would be an assortment of bumper stickers, including "I Hate John Wayne," "Ban all Guns," "Jane Fonda for President," and if he survives 25 miles, he goes free.
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