I saw that one on www.rleeermey.org. It's great! I think that's one of the most true things I've ever seen. Although when I saw it, it was:
"Conservative Answer: BANG!
Texan answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click (sounds of magazine being ejected and a new one inserted). Daughter: 'Nice grouping, daddy!' Wife: 'Oh! I think I just saw him move! Father: BANG! BANG! BANG!"
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\"Sir, do we get do win this time?\"
\"This time it\'s up to you, Rambo.\"
-From Rambo: First Blood, Part II
\"We won\'t just shoot the bastard, but rip out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.\"
-Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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