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Joanne got real pissed off when she found out that if the US was under attack, I was to report for duty in the place that no known weapons could penetrate. Produced it's own power, had it's own water and waste treatment plant and enough food for everyone to last for a long while. Only went on alert once but our "government" was there and operating during that alert. Came out three days later. The alert was only a practice but that didn't appease Joanne.
I understand the place is closed now. Yeh, right!