age, and treachery....
....will overcome youth, and exuberance...
...eat lots of cake, and ice cream, make your wife blow up all the balloons, and try to get away with as much as you can as it is "your" day of the year...
... go pick out your own present, and make sure it is something that you absolutely do not need, but will send the wife off track when you come home with it...
...like the 28 HP lawn tractor with 6000 attachments even though your lawn measures 30x40...
...8 new fishing poles even though you have 22 on the wall already...
...his, and hers matching Harleys....
...better yet his, and hers tickets to Hawaii, you'll earn more points...(see I know how to sweet talk them...)
...have a good one..."C"
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..."Have I got a story for you!"
Tom "ANDY" Andrzejczyk
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