Welcome to PF, and more importantly, Welcome Home to your hubby!
Now, from the official Curmudgeon Emeritus, Counselor Extraordinary, and all 'round good guy, some words of advice:
1. Any counseling you get from Keith needs to checked first with me. He's a little suspect, caused by breathing too much rarefied air from the Northwest.
2. Under no circumstances accept a ride, a free drink, or anything else substantive from bOOger. Even my best counseling efforts have only had minimal effects.
3. There will be others, no doubt, that will chime in, welcoming you here, but be wary - some of them live by that phrase, 'the cheese done slid off his cauliflower.'
