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Old 04-21-2006, 10:07 PM
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According to my grandpa.



He takes a shower down here in the basement. So all his dirty clothes piles up down here. He comes up today with a huge load of just underclothes as thats all he changes when he takes a shower(sometimes its just what he calls a spit bath.)



We have been through the issue of smokey drawers before in this house. He always says he can turn em inside out and they will be fine for a while longer. Well today he explained to me the complexety of washing his underclothes. His drawers can only be washed alone due to the fear the smoke will get on his under shirts and leave a stain. :re: I love the man to death but I swear he is the definition of a nasty old man. I know way to many things about him.
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Old 04-21-2006, 10:15 PM
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Talking Melody,
When I read the stories about you Grandfather I just smile.

We had my wife's father in our home for several years before he died. Some of the things you describe fit my father-in-law to the tee.

I'm looking forward to being old and eccentric also. Then my kids and grand kids can tell stories on me.

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I thought old age was when you got to say "To hell with underdrawers!!!"
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Oh crap!!! I've reach that stage in my life
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Old 04-22-2006, 08:53 AM
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Gracie, THANK GOD my grandpa has not done that. I have seen both of my grandparents going around either naked or nearly naked. Thankfully with my grandpa its just the nearly naked. The drawers saved the day for me. Now if someone could show my grandma how to close a door I would be much obliged.
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Oh crap. Musta hit old age as a 22 y/o.
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Old 04-22-2006, 11:27 AM
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We must find a Nudist Nursing Home for the two of you.

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Sounds good, as long as the nurses follow the same dress code
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Naturally, I know of several such facilities.
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