What Do Retired People Do All Day?

[Boats]

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a
shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.


We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break? '

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went
on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care.


We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

[82Rigger]

LOL!

Boats, where do you come up with this stuff?

[Seascamp]

My retirement day begins with thinking about maybe, just maybe, thinking about making a plan to make a plan. That gets me to mid day and justifications as to why it’s silly to make a plan so late in the day.

Scamp

[82Rigger]

Scamp,

Sounds like a good plan!

[1CAVCCO15MED]

Well, I get up and sit in my rocker on the porch, pointing at people going to work and laughing then I go in and take my first nap.

[exlrrp]

Golf, mid day movies at half price and taking target practice off my back porch with my .45
Just waiting for some snow for skiing