Something Stinks, Me Thinks!!!!!!!

[HARDCORE]

Yet another tape of ?Mr. Maniacal? (Saddam of the Ten Thousand Fleas) appeared on the tube today. Looking no less the worse for wear, the "Bastard of Baghdad? applauded the actions of his troops in combat against the Coalition! The only problem was, that Hussein was commending troops who -

A - Had seen no action as yet, and

B - He was applauding outfits that had already surrendered, like the Iraqi 51st Division!

?SO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!?? (Ah, the wonders of pre-taping!!)

?Saddam the Sadistic? is not in the habit of applauding failure, and as a matter of procedure, those who screw up in Iraq are usually eliminated! So if this is the case, then before this action is over, Hussein just may be executing half of his own army! And if screwing-up can get you shot, then Saddam Himself should be first in line at the wall!

Hell, it?s a proven fact that much of the Iraqi Army isn?t even obeying orders, and that makes them nothing more than an unruly mob, many out of uniform at that! And in the event that these fools are unaware of it, armed combatants without uniforms, operating within a war-zone, are often considered and treated as spies. ?There ain?t no honor in a wall and a blindfold!?

The President has again made it ?Unmistakable Clear? that ?ANY BASTARD? who violates the Geneva Convention, and treats our POWs badly, or executes captured American combatants, will be judged to be a war criminal, and brother, that means curtains!

Naturally, while all of this action is going on, our ?Chicken-Shit Amigos? in Russia, France and Germany, are on the carpet. Not just for lacking the balls to stick by Coalition Allies, but rather from capitalizing on the sales of war materials to a (supposedly) common enemy. And all of this was taking place while they enjoyed our hospitality and respect, as well as the posh accommodations at that ?Over-Rated Cathouse on the East River (UN)!?

Of course, Kofi Annon, now nothing more than a ?Ventriloquist Dummy? (opinion), tried to act the part of a ?Mover and a Shaker? by citing the Hague Resolution and the Geneva Convention! So tell me Kofi-Man, when has any prior resolution, of any kind, meant shit to the UN?

As a matter of fact, Annon redundantly re-introduced the issue of ?Oil For Food?! Yeah, that and those so-called embargoes by the United Nations, have done lot of good, have they not? (AND HORSE SHIT DON?T STINK NEITHER!!)

?Well, one splendid piece of information did come out of the morning?s news!?

It seems that some of those ?Magnificent Old War-horses?, the ?B-52 Bombers?, are pummeling those Iraqi Republican Guards outside of Baghdad. And to a B-52, it makes no difference if these ?Back-Shooting Bad Boys (Republican Guards)? are in uniform or not - ?DEAD THEY WILL BE!! But not to worry ?Oh So-Damned Insane One?, we will be coming for you too soon!! So as Arnold Schwarzenegger would say - ?HANG AROUND!!?

?Hey, I wonder if Iraqi Shit Splatters?!? When our B-52s arrive over the heads of the Republican Guard, we will all know for sure, won?t we!!?

VERITAS