Little Humor Today

[Boats]

Let's have a little taste

[SuperScout]

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a
construction site.

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

The foreman then shrugs his beefy shoulders and says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a good dent in that pile of sand."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns, he sees that the pile of sand is still untouched.

He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom. You tella
the Chinesea guy he inna charge of a supplies, but hea disappeara, and I coulda no finda him!"

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and asks, "Didn't I tell you to shovel that sand?"

The Scotsman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinee in charge of supplies, but I couldna find him!"

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of
sand, looking for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells,



"SUPPLIES!"

[Keith_Hixson]

A good Jewish joke to start the day:


A young married couple went the Rabbi for advice. They wanted to know if they could have sex on the sabbath. They aren't suppose to work on the sabbath so they asked if sex was work or play. The Rabbi said give me a day to think about it and come back tomorrow.

The young couple came back the next day. The Rabbi had an answer for them. He told them that he and his wife had discussed the situation. The Rabbi told them their conclusion.

"My wife says that sex is play because if it was work she'd have the maid do it."

So sex is recreational and you can do it on the Sabbath. Much to the joy of the young couple.

Keith