So, You think your job SUKS

PHO127 · #1 10-09-2003, 09:46 AM

Came across this while checking out the net hunting sites.

Boats · #2 10-09-2003, 10:43 AM

Now that's one job I think I'll pass on!! Whew - I bet the pay is not worth the flesh wounds. But they have so many people that I'm sure another would take his job in a minute.

Arrow · #3 10-09-2003, 11:17 AM

I can see the ad in the paper. Love sitting out doors? Helping others?Is your outlook on life "One day at time" ?This job is for you!

Arrow · #4 10-09-2003, 11:18 AM

Ever look at the Help wanted ads and wonder what they really mean? Here is our guide to Job Search Lingo:

**"Competitive Salary"
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

**"Join our fast-paced company"
We have no time to train you.

**"Casual work atmosphere"
We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up;
a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

**"Some overtime required"
Some every night and some every weekend.

**"Duties will vary"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

**"Must have an eye for detail"
We have no quality assurance.

**"Career-minded"
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

**"Apply in person"
If you're old, fat or ugly
you'll be told that the position has been filled.

**"Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience"
You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

**"Problem-solving skills a must"
You're walking into perpetual chaos.

**"Requires team leadership skills"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager,
without the pay or respect.

**"Good communication skills"
Management communicates, you listen,
figure out what they want and do it.

PHO127 · #5 10-09-2003, 11:20 AM

I love it, "Is your outlook one day at a time"

Arrow · #6 10-09-2003, 11:40 AM

Sid...

Good but not as good as your battery scenerio..

I'm sometimes thinking the faster we go with this technology the behinder we get...

Watch a power grid stay down for more than hours and see everyone doin' the boot scootin' boogie tryin to do business in the dark with no electronics...

revwardoc · #7 10-09-2003, 01:55 PM

a sign of the quality of the average Chinese soldier, we've got nothing to fear!

catman · #8 10-09-2003, 02:28 PM

Kinda makes EOD look like childs play!!

Trav

phuloi · #9 10-09-2003, 05:00 PM

And that guy scored a "12"...I bet the sticks get alot shorter with a worst score.Sure..they use it for incentive to shoot better!

Jerry D · #10 10-10-2003, 06:53 PM

This picture makes a nice 22cal target to shoot at. Goes good with the Usama BinLadin and Arafat ones